[Queens Discussing]
*Whistling*
Jinkx Monsoon: All right, everybody
it's time to light the menorah. Quiet!
Jackie: Shh, shh, Jinkx has something to say
she's being "cultural"
Jinkx: This is my moment, okay, shut up!
Alaska: Girl... Take it easy
Jinkx: We're gonna light the menorah, this is a
this is a very significant moment for the Hanukkah tradition
Manila: What is this queen talking about?
I'm gonna need some wine to get through this story
Jinkx: Because it signifies- it's- it's significant
it's signifying of um- eh- eh, the festival of lights, you see
Where we had 8 days of light and um
we were only supposed to have one
It's kind of like when you reach that last little glob of
of foundation in the bottle and you think there's no way
I'm gonna be able to cover my whole body
Jackie: Snoring, then wakes up
Oh yeah, what? I'm sorry did somebody say something?
Jinkx: In this tiny amount of foundation
and yet somehow it spreads and it spreads
and it spreads, and
and by the end y-y-y-you-u-u-u're a clown again
Jackie: Anyway, I told her
Oh my God, Darienne, Jiggly, please do not sit on that, uh
China cabinet!
*China cabinet cracking*
Jackie: No, no, that is not reinforced
*Queens exclaiming in shock as the cabinet breaks*
Jackie: My collectibles!
Alaska: All your Precious Moments figurines!
Jackie: Oh, my men!
Alaska: Oh, no, your Wedgewood China!
Oh, and there goes your Golden Girls
commemorative plates!
Jackie: My What? Please tell me Bea Arthur is okay!
Alaska: No, she's gone, but Betty White looks fine!
Jackie: Oh, God, who cares about Betty White!
Oh, Bea! Oh, Bea!
What am I gonna eat my cheesecake off of!