Hey girl, crossdresser for Christ here
I know you love this time of year as much as I do
So let's be multicultural together
And learn everything from Wikipedia
about the Holiday Season

Christmas time, Christmas time, yeah it's here again
Santa's laugh, make it clap, all you naughty men
Lump of coal, in your soul, chase it down with gin
Best time of the year

Hannukah, Hannukah, are you cool with that?
Yamaka, yamaka, it's a little hat
Blehblehblah, blehblehblah, it's Yiddish look it up
The best time of the year

And then there's Kwanzaa
Now I don't know what it means either
But it's the corniest of all the holidays
because they have corn
And that's pretty much all I got from Wikipedia
Hey, it's another day all for what though?
Come on!

Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Everybody come on-sika
Something for everyone-sika
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Extravaganza
Ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex
Ex-ex-ex-ex extravagan-sika
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Ex-ex-ex-ex extravaganza

Kinara, Minora
Come on light 'em up
Africans, Kosher Jews, white people Christmas
Don't forget, don't forget, Winter Solstice
Oh we're not doing that
Merry Christmas, Shabai Shalom
I drive a Manachevi
Live long and prosper
Peace be with you
And also, with Jews

Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Everybody come on-sika
Something for everyone-sika
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Extravaganza
Ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex
Ex-ex-ex-ex extravagan-sika
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Ex-ex-ex-ex extravaganza

Now we come to the bridge, my favorite part of any song
This is a brige over troubled water
And I'm the troll beneath that bridge, so pay the toll
And have a happy, and holiday, bitch

Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Everybody come on-sika
Something for everyone-sika
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Extravaganza
Ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex
Ex-ex-ex-ex extravagan-sika
Ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex
Ex-ex-ex-ex extravaganza