Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I saw you at the store
On the sale table and wondered what you're for
I went there for a ladle but saw a sexy man
Picking up a Dreidel, that't when I made a plan

Ahoo, from the moment I saw him in his cute little yarmulke shopping for Hanukkah, I knew he was Mr. Right-ika

I have been so lonely, every Christmas night
Just me and my cat, only the Christmas tree we light
So this year I want something, Dear, Santa understand
Please just bring me one thing, a gorgeous Jewish man

Hoohoohaha, so I have no problem wearing a wig, and I'll even eat gefilte fish, and thank God I googled sex through a hole in a sheet and learned it's only a myth, hehe, yeah

And so I bought that Dreidel, and a Menorah too
Stood right there at that table, and flirted with that Jew
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I cry and beg and plead
A spinning toy called Dreidel ain't the only top I need!

Ugh, I can't believe we can't be together just because we come from two different worlds! I mean, what is this? West Side Story?

"Oy vey, she's a Shiksa! " that's what his mother cried
But there's a way to fix a big problem I can't hide
Ask why I love Dreidel, here's a spoiler alert
Cause now our wedding day will be right after I convert!

Mwahaha! That was a really rough note right there at the end