The Naked Mole Rap

Yo, listen up,
Have a howler from Ron
The Naked Mole Rap is the
Name of the song
Here’s the story
In all it’s glory
Ain’t hiding nothin’
Don’t know what the truth is,
How Ron met Rufus
Never heard a cat yarn
Never heard a puppy kern
My dad’s allergic to every kind of fur
So I searched for hairless pets
On the internet
Saw a a’this thing on a pet thing
Gonna need sun screen

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y’all, let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
Hey, wait I can’t hear the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)

I heard Smarty Mart was
Havin’ a sale
On a hairless pink rodent
With a long skinny tail
It seemed that this could be a solution
The perfect pet for my dad’s
Sensitive constitution
So the manager came
To open the cage
He said,
“You know this pet’s hairless?”
I said I couldn’t care less
He handed him to me he said,
“Be careful, don’t drop it,
And do you want this cage?”
No I keep him in my pocket

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y’all, let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
I’m gonna buy me, some bling bling (Listen to the naked mole rap)

(Rufus, the naked mole rat)

Can I get a boo-ya
Can I get a boo-ya
Look at the camera say cheese
Smile for the camera say cheese
Can I get a boo-ya
Can I get a boo-ya
Look at the camera say cheese
Smile for the camera say cheese

We’ve heard of Bueno Nacho
Chimerito and a naco
Always grande size it
Why not? I’m buyin’
Wit’ Rufus in my pocket
You can’t stop it
Can’t top it, don’t drop it
You might just pop it
Rufus and Ron Stoppable
Wit’ our best friend, Kim Possible
We’re not afraid of any attack
Yo, K.P. we’ve got your back