Parody of "All I Want For Christmas Is Two Front Teeth"
Donald Yetter Gardner
New lyrical adaptation by Chris Clark
Wamer Bros. Inc. (ASCAP)


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All I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth
(What?)
Two gold front teeth
With a diamond in each
I'd be a G if I could have two front teeth
That I'd wish you a funky Christmas

It's Christmas
And I'm toothless
(Ho ho)
I got a cap in my grill that's ruthless
(Ho ho)
I need a dentist that's both a driller and a jeweler
(Ho ho)
I'm lookin' for a look that's just a little bit cooler
(Ho ho)
I don't want toys I don't want any money
(Ho ho)
I want my carats in my mouth of Bugs Bunny
(Ho ho)
This year the only thing on my list
Is two teeth to match the watch on my wrist

CHORUS

When someone says "Yo wazzup dog?"
I'll say: "You know I'm doin my plug fizzle
(Right on)
A real OG like ODB
My record sales will triple."

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I'd be like Pimp Dracula
The Spetacula
Cledus T. will be Stone Cold Makea

Here I go again with my funky alter ego
(Ho ho)
Making people laugh is the best gift I know
(Ho ho)
Better wrap it up put it underneath the tree
(Ho ho)
I want a million dollar smile like Master B
(Ho ho)
I'll keep them shinin' like the doves on my duly(sp?)
(Ho ho)
Santa Claus won't you please bring him to me

CHORUS
repeat CHORUS

That I'd wish you a funky Christmas
That I'd wish you a funky Christmas