At the Christmas pot luck dinner At the Holy Roller Hall They don't allow no drinkin Of any alch-ee-hol So my Aunt Hazel makes a juice Without the use of liquor And every year It seems to disappear A little quicker
CHORUS It's Hazel's homemade Hallelujah Punch Guaranteed to spread some Christmas cheer Fill the cup And drink it up It doesn't take too much Of Hazel's homemade Hallelujah Punch
When everyone's done eatin' And they're had a glass or two The strangest things start happenin' Just like they always do The spirit of the season Flows throughout the congregation There must be some magic in that bowl To cause such a sensation
CHORUS
She swears there's nothing in it But the juice of fruits and berries Some raisins, dates, a few yeast cakes, and maraschino cherries She corks up two five-gallon jugs And seals them every spring And when she opens them up for Christmas The cheer starts to sing Ah
Aunt Hazel makes Hallelujah Hallelujah An amazing punch Hallelujah Hallelujah You'll hurl your lunch Hallelujah Hallelujah If you drink too much Hallelujah Hallelujah
And every sip tastes better and better And better And better Hallelujah Hallelujah