(Parody of "Unbelieveable" by Diamond Rio (Al Anderson/Jeffrey Steele, Al Andersongs (BMI)/Mighty Nice Music (BMI), Administered by Blue Water Music Corp/My Life's Music (BMI)/Yellow Desert Music (BMI)/Songs of Windswept Pacific (BMI)
New lyrics and music by Cledus T. Judd/Scott Rouse/Ronnie Scaife, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Shaboo Music (BMI)/Universal Music (BMI)

She's so squeezable
Please-able
Unbreakable
She's inflatable
She's an arm full of sex appeal
Can't wait till I get her home
Yeah

She's incapable
Of being difficult
Down to earth-able
Biodegradable
Shania Twain
Ain't got a dad blang thing
On my tease-able
Squeeze-able
Please-able
She's inflatable

Most folks think I'm full of baloney
I'm never lonely

Never thought I could buy someone not

Flammable
Air brain-able
Recycle-able
No I ain't full of bull
Didn't need a down payment on that pretty little plastic thing

It made my mama cry
When we ran off one night
And caught a Vegas flight
And I made her mom whine

She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring

My flexible
Patch-able
Washable
Yeah inflatable

(Oh Dang lady you give a new definition of taking a man's breath away)

Makes me feel so proud that I'm her feller
I'd never sell her
People get your mind out of the gu-gu-gu-gutter

She's blonde-head-able
Re-head-able
Remediable
Interchange-able
I didn't need a down payment
On that pretty little plastic thing

She's incapable
Of being difficult
Down to earth-able
Biodegradable
She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring
My please-able
Patchable
Washable
Bio-degradable

Air-brain-able
Squeezable
Washable
She's inflatable
That Diamond Rio song had way too many syllables