Somebody stole my woman
You know there's some good and some bad (he's bad)
She was the kind of woman
Who made you feel you'd been had
They drove off in my motor
And crashed it somewhere up state
I was about to change it
So I might as well tell you straight.

Somebody stole my woman
Made off with everything I had
Just came in through an open door
An' it was as simple as that
They took my china collection
Along with my colour T.V.
But I never had much affection
For either, in fact all three.

Well it's usually so
You don't find out the truth
Till it's too late to do anything
But it's nothing to get excited about
Just as long as you learn what's genuine.

Somebody stole my woman
It came as no surprise to me
They only had to ask
An' I'd have said there's no need for secrecy
They took my Queen Ann chest
I guess they sold it somewhere up state
But I never cared much for it
'Cause I knew it was only a fake.

Somebody stole my woman (It's alright, it's alright, it's alright)
Somebody stole my woman (It's alright, it's alright, it's alright)
Somebody stole my woman, it came as no surprise to me
Somebody stole my woman