My redneck mother sang "Redneck Mother" Cookin' us kids somethin' to eat Daddy drank tequila like Pancho Villa When the Cowboys won or they got beat That's Texas, mm
That ol Lone Star gravel make an old truck rattle Like a get-ya-boot bit stepped on snake Lord, have mercy that ground gets thirsty Better buy a Resistol or find some shade That's Texas, that's Texas
That's Texas, home of George Strait the king Ain't no such thing as chili with beans That's Texas hot as a flattop griddle Ain't got a band if ya ain't got a fiddle That's Texas with a capital T If I can't go to Heaven I got a Plan B And that's Texas Yeah, that's Texas
Them two step queens'll bring ya to your knees Yeah buddy God sure blessed 'em There's fifty states but at the end of the day There's one that you don't mess with
That's Texas, home of Robert Earl Keen Ain't no such thing as chili with beans That's Texas hot as a flattop griddle Ain't got a band if ya ain't got a fiddle That's Texas with a capital T If I can't go to Heaven I got a Plan B And that's Texas Yeah, that's Texas
Tell 'em 'bout it boys
Where the night gets bright when the stars come on Where every bar is a honky tonk
That's Texas, home of the CJB Ain't no such thing as chili with beans That's Texas hot as a flattop griddle Ain't got a band if ya ain't got a fiddle That's Texas with a capital T If I can't go to Heaven I got a Plan B And that's Texas Yeah, that's Texas