Well the boys and me, we're thick as thieves We stick together just like glue Yeah, we ride the range like the dalton gang And raise hell like a pirate crew Well, we're one for all, all for one, compadres all the way From your first shot of snake bite 'til your last dyin' day Chorus We're thick as theives, tight as a noose Close as they come, out on the loose One of us cries, we all go through it Another lies, we all swear to it If you mess with one of us You've got the rest to go through first (hoss) My posse and me, we're thick as thieves Now if they call your bluff, when you're talkin' tough We'll be right there to back you up And we know it's true, we can count on you When the goin' gets a little rough Through thick and thin, lose or win We're amigos down the line Like the texas rangers and the musketeers Our motto's semper phi Now when your wife's on the phone sayin' get on home We'll tell her you ain't here And when she comes around, tryin' to track you down We'll hide you out till the coast is clear Yeah, we'll pick up the tab when the times are bad And let you buy when you're ridin' high Back your hand to the very last man And set you straight when you get out of line Repeat chorus