*cough* *cough* *cough*
Me,me,me,me,meeeeee

I am the great mighty poo
And im gonna throw my shit at you
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little twat.

Do you really think you'll survive in here
You dont seem to know which creek your in,
Sweetcorn is the only thing
That makes it through my rear
How do you think i keep this lovely grin?

Now im really getting rather mad
You're like a niggly tiggly shitty little tag nut
When i knock you out with all my bab
Im gonna take your head and ram it up my but.

Ur but? * this is conker speaking

My but!

Ur but?

Thats right my but

Err..

My but

Err...

My but!!!!

Buuu uuuuu uuuuu uuuuuutt!!!