Oberheim, yamaha, steinway and the lot
I must of played the wrong piano
'Cause it left me with I don't know what

So don't talk to me about mistakes
Yes, we all simply have got to take precautions
I musta played the wrong piano
'Cause now I just, I just feel nauseous

Some sexual turned in some biblical
And then became a game of just trivial pursuit
I used to gnaw on every word
But now I don't, what's the use?

Rupert murdock and larry flint
Bob guccione and the u. s. Mint
I took out the wrong subscription
And I don't know what I'm gonna end up spending

Oberheim, yamaha, steinway and the lot