Science built his single breast
Saline under skin
Lopsided and misshapen
He can't stop fondling it

Masturbates with his right hand
While pawing with his left
Pinch the nipple extra hard
He gropes his deformed chest

He is Mr. Uni-tit
Surgical miscreant
People point and laugh at it
He’s a fetishistic freak

He tries on lacy undergarments
Half the time he fits
Mocking children throw things at
His lonely, single tit

He'll rub it on you as he walks by
His nipple hard, just a bit
Then breathe a little forlorn sigh
He's Mr. Uni-tit