Splitz skip school on a Monday
Hangin' by the pool
Boys drool while I sunbathe
I'm takin' tips for tits
Hotels at the Ritz
I do the ballroom blitz
then I drop the splitz

Tips for tits
All the glam and glitz
I lock the door, he sits
Then I drop the splitz

Splitz
Splitz
Splitz
Drop the Splitz

Splitz
Miss church on a Sunday
Always on the search for some merch
Soakin' up the sun rays
I'm sellin' dicks for dollars
Bangin' the ballers
You better get on the line
We're takin' number one callers

Dicks for dollars
The smartest of scholars
Only the best of them make it to the den

Splitz
Splitz
Splitz
Drop the Splitz

I see you standin' over there
Takin' sips
Tequila drips
Every time I move my hips (hey)
I see you standin' over there
Starin' at my tits
I'm not a ditz
These aren't free bits
Like duh, no duh
This ain't your fuckin' bar mitzvah

I see you dancin' over there
Caught your stare
Smoke in the air
You want a Laurent love affair? (I don't care)
I feel ya grindin' over here
Grabbin' at my gifts
I'm not a ditz
These aren't free bitch
Like duh, no duh
This ain't a fuckin' family Hanukkah

Splitz
Splitz
Splitz
Drop the Splitz

I cock it, I drop it
Bang
Boom
Bang boom
I cock it, I drop it
Bang
Boom
Bang boom
I just drop the splitz