Hey there poser
You look pretty stupid to me
Hey there poser
I'm broke and it's half past three
Hey there poser
Creeping towards the door
Hey there poser
I wish you were a beer!

[CHORUS:]
I wish you were a beer (x4)
Can't breathe with all this Aqua-Net!
I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!)

Hey there poser
You look pretty stupid to me
Hey there poser
All dressed like a wanna-be
Hey there poser
Creeping towards the door
Hey there poser
I wish you were a beer!

[CHORUS:]
I need a machete just to get to your face.
I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!)

Hey dude...
(giggle) Are you in a band?
Ya look good!
Hey, fuggedaboudit!
I wish you were a beer!