My kitchen floor started crackin'
And out jumped a man
Big, red & horny
I was shakin' the devil's hand
You got a hell of a reputation
And thats the name of my game
And Ive been diggin' all night
Coz I heard your name
Got a mean main reason have no fear
But first we'll play some poker
And have a warm beer
Lets play a little poker
And have a nize hot beer

I will smash your windows n burn your mail
I tied 10 knots on the devils tail
I can eat a horse even chew a nail
I tied 10knots on the devils tail
D.A.D. wouldn't cross his trail
Coz I tied 10 knots on the devils tail
Hes the toughest man & he cant fail
But I tied 10 knots on the devils taaaaiiiiil

I sat down to the table
With the man that I once feared
He was drinkin hummin drinkin
And ascratchin' his beard
So we drank for about a fortnight
It seemed like some stupid test
Still I was sittin upright
Doing the things that I do best
But the poor devil looked a mess

I will smash your windows...

He was red
He seemed kinda pale
Then I tied 10 knots on the devils tail
I dumped him in his hole
Heard the echoes of his scream
Hey boyscout from below
Now tell me who's mean!

I won't smash your windows...

I'm so rough I spent summer in jail
'Cause I tied 10 knots on the devils tail
I'm so mean I could out-fart a gale
But I tied 10 knots on the devils tail