Thiang
To prove we're not barbarians
They dress us up like savages!
To prove we're not barbarians
We wear a funny skirt!
Ah...............h!

Wives
To prove we're not barbarians
They dress us up like savages!
To prove we're not barbarians
We wear a funny skirt!

Thiang
Western People Funny,
Western People Funny,
Western People Funny,
Of that there is no doubt,
They feel so sentimental
About the Oriental,
They always try to turn us
Inside down down and upside out!

Wives
Upside out and inside down!

Thiang
To bruise and pinch our little toes-
Our feet are cramped in leather shoes-
They'd break if we had brittle toes,
But now they only hurt!
Ah...............h!

Wives
To bruise and pinch our little toes
Our feet are cramped in leather shoes,
They'd break if we had brittle toes,
But now they only hurt!
Western People Funny!
Western People Funny!
Western People Funny!
Too funny to be true!

Thiang Thiang
They think they civilise us Ah.....
Whenever they advise us
To learn to make the same mistake
That they are making too!
.............h!

All
THEY MAKE QUITE A FEW!