Where have, all the boys gone
We can’t find them at all, we can’t find them at all
All the, arcades and sports bars
And hockey rinks empty
There’s nobody for me

It’s poker night, and we weren’t invited
Take your spade, out of my heart

You said, I was your queen
But you’ve traded me in
For a straight flush to win
We feel like, two ducks in a pond
Being held up by cowboys
In Texas, (I hate this game!)

Poker night, and we weren’t invited
Take your spade, out of my heart

Clearly, this fad will pass
Just as soon as the hockey teams
Get off their,,,
You will, wish you weren’t in debt
For buying aluminum-weighted chips (idiot!)

It’s poker night, and we weren’t invited
Take your spade, out of my heart