When I tell you that I love you
Don't test my love
Accept my love, don't test my love
Cause maybe I don't love you all that much

Don't ask me what kind of music I'm gonna play tonight
Just stay awhile
Here for your self awhile
And if you must put me in a box,
Make sure it's a big box
With lots of windows
And a door to walk through
And a nice high chimney
So we can burn burn burn everything that we don't like
And watch the ashes
Fly up to haven
Maybe all the way to India
I'd like that

All the ancients kings came to my door
They said "Do you wanna be an ancient king too?"
I said "Oh yes, very much
But I think my time is wrong"
They sad time is relative
Or did you misread form Einstein?
I sad "Do you really mean it?
They sad "Why do you think we come here for?
Our god damn health or something?

Everybody is waiting for the messiah
The Jews are waiting
Christians are waiting
Also the Muslims
It is like everybody is waiting
They've been waiting a long time
I know how I hate to wait
Like even for a bus or something
An important phone call
So I can just imagine
How darned impatient
Everybody must be getting

So I think it's time now
Time to reveal myself
I am the messiah
I am the messiah

Yes I think you heard me right
I am the messiah
I was gonna wait till next year
Build up the suspense a little
Make it a really big surprise
But I could not resist
It's like when you got a really big secret
You're just bursting to tell someone
It was so like that with this
And now that I've told you
I feel this great weigh lifted
Dr. Nusbaum was right
He is my therapist
He sad get it out in the open

I spent ten whole days in Jerusalem
Mmmm Jerusalem
Sweet Jerusalem
And all I ate was olives
Nothing but olives
Mountains of olives
It was good ten days
I like olives
I like you too

So when I tell you that I love you
Don't test my love
Accept my love, don't test my love
Cause maybe
I don't love ya
All that much!