Oh no! There's been another spree killing, silly Billy Fool walking through a school, shooting people willy nilly You beat the previous high score by three deaths Yep, cool story bro, we're not particularly impressed You briefly got your face pictured in the media (Well done) And won a place upon a list in Wikipedia (Wow) But that's old hat, it's not what I'm here to talk about today I came to address the lazy claims of the Nra
Look, if games are to blame for the state of play Then why has violence been a staple in the Usa's daily diet? As a gamer I suggest that you should maybe try it Stay away from the shooting range, have a lazy lie in If you're craving violence, then you should play online 'Cause there's a pile of people waiting to be slain in private You may just find it more cathartic and relaxing Than taking out frustrations on a paper target with a strap, look I'm not insane, I'm hardly bat-shit, but if I was It wouldn't be a game that made me pop a pistol at the fuzz (No) It'd be a lack of proper medical support And easy access to weapons used allegedly for sport
When a crazy man gets angry and Invades and lays a place to waste, they will Blame the games he may have played But it ain't the place they should be taking aim No, it ain't the place they should be taking aim Don't blame the games he may have played 'Cause the debate will rage again and fade away And the situation stays the same Shame
A lot of people spend a lot of time computing What percentage of them have done a high school shooting? "But studies show connections between gaming and aggression! " Yes, and there's a link between gun deaths and gun possession You can't pull up a set of stats that you purloined Then ignore evidence discrediting your hollow point Every western country plays games, one of them has guns And one of them has a gun problem, I wonder which one? (Humm)
It's my belief that if they were still alive today The founding fathers' pounding hearts would cry for change right away Even if it requires taking your weapon rights away Aye, but hey, maybe I should shut my limey face Unless I'd like to taste the other side of the firing range But either way, by the way, can I just say If I could take a vacation in the Usa Then I'd just like to say that I was safe Are you today?
When a crazy man gets angry and Invades and lays a place to waste, they will Blame the games he may have played But it ain't the place they should be taking aim No, it ain't the place they should be taking aim Don't blame the games he may have played 'Cause the debate will rage again and fade away And the situation stays the same Shame