Well, I'm a damn straight shootin' man
Ride with a gun in my hand
Lookin' for a girl who'll understand
Don't want responsibility
I don't care about holes in jeans
I gotta get out tonight and see
Hope I don't get in a fight
Just because I grabbed some nice ass that don't belong to me

I met a woman that said I stunk
I got a speed stick, damn you're drunk

She felt good round her ass and thigh
She grabbed me low, I grabbed her high
Said, "Take me backstage, pretty please"
"Just let me finish up this here drink"
Sat there about to change my mind
When she turned and said, "Honey child!"

Take me drunk, I'm home
Take me drunk, I'm stoned
Take me drunk, wanna bone!
Take me drunk, gotta phone!
Take me drunk, where's my car?
Take me drunk, am I far?
Take me drunk, what's your name!
Take me drunk, is this a bar?

Had to think just a little more
This chick was beginning to bore
Didn't know if she was gonna score
That was when I started to ignore
I don't care about holes in jeans
I gotta get out tonight and see
Hope I don't get in a fight
Just because I grabbed some nice ass that don't belong to me