Well I fell asleep in my jeans again Sun drilling a hole in my aching head Can't find the keys to my damn car And I'm scared to check my credit card But I made it to my house so it could be worse
I cross my heart, I'll never drink again Just leave me here to die and blame it on my friends Time after time I never seem to learn After fifteen shots of Jameson the morning always hurts I feel like shit
I was only going out for one Then you showed up and it all went wrong And we got to talking, they got to pouring And we shut her down at three in the morning Save the stories, I don't wanna know
I cross my heart, I'll never drink again Just leave me here to die and blame it on my friends Time after time I keep on coming back There's a train inside my cranium and it's running off the tracks I feel like shit
Oh no I see your name as my phone starts to ring Oh whoa It's happy hour at Margaritaville I know I said I wouldn't but just for one I will
I cross my heart, ain't staying out for long Go on, make mine a double feels like I'm living in a song My oh my, tequila and a lime I swear I've read this book before a few too many times And I'm feeling pretty good right now but I know come morning time I'll feel like shit Like shit