Ten fingers counting we have each

Nine planets around the sun repeat

Eight ball is the last if you triumphant be

Seven oceans pummel the shores of the sea

It's a typical situation

In these typical times

Too many choices

Everybody's happy

Everybody's free

We'll keep the big door open

And everyone'll come around

Why are you different

Why are you that way

If you don't get in line

We'll lock you away

Six senses keeping

Five around a sense of self

Four seasons turn on and turn off

I can see three corners from this corner

Two is a perfect number

But one

Everybody's happy

Everybody's free

We'll keep the big door open

And everyone'll come around

Why are you different

Why are you that way

If you don't get in line

We'll lock you away

It's a typical situation

In these typical times

We can't do a thing about it