Fbi open up
Saw your browser history, so wassup
Kicked your front door down, taking you downtown
In our big black armoured truck

We are the Fbi, that's a crime
Getting Minecraft free online
Incognito mode can not stop us bro
We can watch you anytime

We're behind your house in the alleyway
Because you're watching too much anime
Police station just a block away
Anime boobies, everyday you view these

We can see boy what you're searching
You've got a good meme choice, so it's worth it
We all know that you don't keep it clean but
Congrats on that like from Belle Delphine

Fbi open up
Hear that nee-naw boy wassup
Sticking tape on your cam won't do much man
'Cos we're everywhere you look

We are the Fbi, we're your friend
You don't need a Vpn
And I'm sorry bro that the girl said no
When you slid in them Dms

Hey Alexa, she's listening
The mic is hot so we can listen in
I found that folder, it's sickening
I never knew people could achieve that positioning

Friend, you have an addiction
Just read your Tom Nook fanfiction
Not gonna lie it was kind of a hit son
But less gratuitous descriptions

Fbi open up
You need help, your K D sucks
You've playing Wow for 10 years now
And you've barely levelled up

We are the Fbi, it's a crime
For you to have this much game time
Violence comes from gaming son so
Go and get a life

We are the Fbi, where's your mum
'Cos I kind of like her bum
Go get Pam on the webcam
So I can have some fun

Not just the Fbi, I'm your dad
Sorry son please don't get mad
Fifteen years ago I left and I feel really bad
I am the Fbi it's not a joke
I got this job to see you grow
All this watching you online makes me want to come home

I need you (I need you)
You need me (you need me)
We need each other son
That is what I've learned

I need you (I need you)
You need me (you need me)
We need each other son
That is what I've learned

Are you winning son?
Like I knew you could
And I miss Pam's bum
More than I tought I would

Are you winning son?
Like I knew you could
And I miss Pam's bum
More than I tought I would