I said you抮e the woman from last night
Standing just to my right
You抮e the one that said I was sweet
When I left your kiss in my cheek
And said we could hook up sometime maybe
Well now is a good a time as any
She said I don抰 mean to offend you
But you抮e not quite how I remembered you
You seemed to look a lot better then
But I think you抮e nice as a friend
So pull up a seat and sit down
We抮e just having a drink and hanging out
So I tried to play it sexy and hurt
She said I came across as an introvert
So I changed to being a deep and profound
Until she asked me if I was feeling down
And when I told her that I was well read
She looked at me and just said : Waouf waouf !

You抮e trying too hard but keep trying
You抮e trying too hard but keep trying
You抮e trying too hard but keep trying
Whatever it is I抦 not buying

So I phoned her that weekend
She said she抯 seeing a barman called jonathan
He wears nice clothes and keeps his hair neat
But I could give her a call back next week
So next week we抮e out to coffee
She tells me she抯 really gone off me
I say gone off me? Hey you don抰 know me
She said exactly so don抰 phone me
I said you haven抰 even given this a chance
She smiled and looked with a glance and said : Waouf waouf !

You抮e trying too hard but keep trying
You抮e trying too hard but keep trying
You抮e trying too hard but keep trying
Whatever it is I抦 not buying

You抮e trying too hard but keep trying
You抮e trying too hard but keep trying
You抮e trying too hard but keep trying
Whatever it is I抦 not buying

When is this loneliness gonna end and
When will they stop crawling about their boyfriends (boyfriends)
When is a girl gonna get with me (me)
There must be one in this city see ? (see)
All I want is something that抯 real (real)
I抦 tired of having to spiel (spiel)

Two months later she phones me up now
Saying hey I heard you抮e doing well now
Let抯 you and me go out for a meal
'Cause I抳e never told you how I really feel
So how about it and you can meet me
I said which me did you wanna see?
I got a girl now who knows who I am
So I can be my own man I抦 flattered but

You抮e trying too hard but keep trying
You抮e trying too hard but keep trying
You抮e trying too hard but keep trying
Whatever it is I抦 not buying

You抮e trying too hard but keep trying
You抮e trying too hard but keep trying
You抮e trying too hard but keep trying
Whatever it is I抦 not buying