My tale's goin' round
You're just in time to jump in the saddle
You'd be up a creek without your paddle
Well, you ain't ready for my sexy battle
You got no disguise
We could do it sneaky, side to side
Coming at my curlies with your wrap around eyes
I'm the make-out artist
Gonna put you on my short list
Wanna be my new twist
You're the zulu - I'm the lulu
Zoologist

Dirty, you're such a flirty little teaser
Dirty, I'm gonna bring you to your knees
Dirty, a little dialogue will do it
Dirty, oh dirty and deep

Wait for it

Take off your glasses, down to your skin
Climb up onassis
Let the party begin
Grease your zipper, swat your fly
A hole in one, a big bull’s-eye
From the wi-fi of delphi
I'm hanging on, the inside

Dirty, gotta lick it like you love it
Dirty, all over me
Dirty, eliminate the question
Dirty, dirty and deep!

Dirty and deep
Dirty and deep

Don't touch me, you're too hot
You're too hot, you're too hot
Don't touch me, you're too hot
You're too hot, you're too hot
Don't touch me, you're too hot
Don't touch me, you're too hot
You're too hot, you're too hot
Don't touch me, don't touch me
You're too hot, you're too hot
Don't touch me, don't touch me
You're too hot, you're too hot

Dirty, you're such a flirty little teaser
Dirty, I'm gonna bring you to your knees
Dirty, a little dialogue will do it
Dirty, oh dirty and deep
Dirty, you gotta lick it like you love it
Dirty, all over me
Dirty, eliminate the question
Dirty, oh dirty and deep

Dirty and deep
Dirty and deep

(myspace/early version - tribute to lil' kim)

Throw down your sweet sixteen
Lil’ kim can do it
She could phone it in
She wants love and affection not the house of correction
She stands where she stands
It's all in her hands
She had a diggy at biggy
Whatcha want for a giggy
She got it under her wiggy
Then there was a voice from the other side
A sound so sweet like a turkish delight
Place where the sugar now resides
What say hey kim are you throwin' in?
We all dyin' to hear your dirty rap again

Dirty (she's such a flirty socrateaser)
Dirty (she's gonna bring you to your knees)
Dirty (a little dialogue'll do it)
Dirty (dirty and deep)

Wait for it
Take off your glasses down to your skin
Climb up 'em asses
Let the party begin
Grease your zipper
Swat your fly, a whole in one, a big bull’s eye
From the wifi of delphi
She hangin' on the inside

Dirty (lick her like you love her)
Dirty (all over queen b)
Dirty (eliminate the question)
Dirty (dirty and deep)
Dirty and deep
Dirty and deep

Don't touch me
(you're too hot)
You're too hot
(you're too hot)
Don't touch me
(you're too hot)
You're too hot
(you're too hot)
Don't touch me
You're too hot
Don't touch me
You're too hot
Don't touch me
You're too hot
Don't touch me
You're too hot

Dirty (she's such a flirty socrateaser)
Dirty (she's gonna bring you to your knees)
Dirty (a little dialogue'll do it)
Dirty (dirty and deep)

Dirty (lick her like you love her)
Dirty (all over queen b)
Dirty (eliminate the question)
Dirty (dirty and deep)
Dirty and deep
Dirty and deep