Mary had a little hatchet
In a box hidden under her bed
She held it close to her chest and she thought
“This would look great in the back of his head.”

“If you take my life, I will take your dreams
Get my revenge by any means”

Now Mary was extra quiet
As she crept in through the bedroom door
All her anger took a life of its own
“This fuck won’t hurt me anymore”

“I’ll make you suffer like I have”
I suggest you get the hell out of this town
Because tonight she’s on a roll
“I’ll make you bleed just like I’ve bled”
I suggest you get the hell out of this town
Because tonight she’s on a roll

Now all that’s left’s a bloody mess
As his body lay still on the bed
She took a look at the scene and she thought
“He looks better with an axe in his head”