Alarm clock ring
And it's time to get up
It's time to do that funky strut
I'm a funky man
I got funky bones
I'm funky man
My name is dee dee ramone

Well let me tell you about myself
I play the bass in a punk rock band
Been to all the world
Even to japan
And nothing can surprise me man
I've seen it all
Had a ball
Someone should make a dee dee doll

Well alright
I'm a funky guy
Well alright
I'm a funky guy
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I'm a lucky guy
I got the world on a string
If i could do it over
I wouldn't change a thing
Sometimes i call myself dee dee king
I like to hear the birds on paradise sing

I thank the good man above
That he gave me a sexy blonde to love
Now she wants a mercedes benz
Would make more sense
These are the problems i'm gonna have

Not a millionaire
Not doing too bad
When we sell the camaro
I will be glad

I'm a funky
Funky guy
I'm a funky
Funky guy
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Didn't have much of an education
I live every day likes it's my vacation
Got a the dog
I'm the one that sings ya.....warthog!
For the last ten years i've been doing the bop
And i'm still not tired
I'm never gonna stop
I like what i'm doing and i'm having fun
Here's some advice for everyone
Try to make the most out of every day
And remember that drugs don't pay!

I'm a funky
Funky guy
I'm a funky
Funky guy
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I like rap
And hip hop
I like hardcore
And punk rock
I like hot-dogs, franks and beans
I grew up in forrest hills queens
I like to win
Don't like to fail
So once again
The bill's in the mail

I'm a funky guy
I got funky bones
I'm a funky guy
My name is dee dee ramone

Well alright
I'm a funky guy
Well alright
I'm a funky guy

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I'm a funky guy
I'm a funky guy

I'm a funky guy