I've never ever been to public school
I've never thought that would be this cruel
It's endless, we're friendless
It's nothing but pain
And no one in this dump knows our name!

I know you think that this is probably my fault! (We do!)
The catty comments, and the constants assaults! (It's cool!)
I was here once, and seen a lot!
So listen if you wanna survive

Inside this High School Miserable
I never thought I'd be invisible
In this High School Miserable
You gotta keep
Being indivisible
In this High School Miserable
Don't understand what's happen to me
In this High School Miserable
Someone get me back on TV!

I thought the girls here would go crazy for me
I flubbed a test, I'm clearly getting a D

I never knew how high my undies would go
There's tons of wedgies, I didn't know
Like the hoodie, the hourglass (ow!)
The 360 spin! (that hurt!)
The fig leg, the bat, the bowling pin (Strike!)
The donkey, the monkey, man am I sore
I can't believe their's 28 more! Neat!

(Someone get me back on TV!)

Away from... High School Miserable
It's endless, we're friendless (This place is cruel!)
High School Miserable
(Someone...)
Someone get us back on TV!!!!!