Violet: "Klaus, what's that thing James Brown said? "

Count Olaf: "I feel good"

And a One, and a Two, and a... (vocalizing)

It's the count! It's the count! It's the count!
It's the count! It's the count! It's the count!

Who else has suck a robust good looks
in such a large amount?
I'm handsome and I'm talented
and I love your bank account

It's the count! It's the count! It's the count!
It's the count! It's the count! It's the count!

The C is for courageous, just another word for 'brave'
O! Oh my God, what a very handsome knave
U! Unbelievable good looks and brains and hearts
N! For the knowledge, cause I'm very, very smat
T! is for talent, which is suck a crucial factor
when you're handsome and good looking and the world's greatest actor

It's the count! It's the count! It's the count!
It's the count! It's the count! It's the count!

Who else has suck a robust good looks
in such a large amount?
I'm handsome and I'm talented
and I love your bank account

It's the count! It's the count! It's the count!
It's the count! It's the count! It's the count!