[chorus] to play (to play) defense of the ancients one must have (must have) some patience
to all you laggers and leavers i'd love to chase you with daggers and cleavers chop you up and throw you in a bag with the cheaters and have your clan find you gagging and bleeding
don't join if you don't plan on stayin, it makes people wanna slam your face in so hard it could turn ham to bacon sorry if this man's mistaken but I'll beat your ass til my hands are shakin
if you need more beef I am the war chief put my hoof in your toosh and unsheath in your teeth with my double bladed axe i slice your ass til you collapse, thanks to you I'll get myself a heart of tarrasque, in glory we bask, the better I am, the longer I last
no matter your strat, no matter your hero, i'll leave you flat feelin like level zero,
my choice of the day is grade A meat, haven't been beat, you're in for a treat, one of the elite, a repeat offender that rarely retreats, if I ever lose, they barely defeat, and if I win, dicks press control alt delete, but I repeat, I'm just too concrete
from tauren to pudge to tiny to axe, you're gonna get beat so why do you ask, juggernaut to riki don't even try to dick m, phantom assassin blink attackin leavin me laughing I'm pumpin your ass and still gettin no action