I want the kinda credit I just shine it
And forget it the tellers they all know my name
I want the kinda car where my stereo
Is better the damn things not falling apart
I want the kinda hair I can look at and admire
Not a goofy little ball of flesh
I want the kinda life that I can't leave behind
I'll be a little ray of sunshine

But, oh... who cares?
Gimme a beer!
I want the kinda girl she can dance
She can twirl going out at night with her friends
I want the kinda dog that listens
When I call and pisses on my neighbors fence
I want the kinda clothes
So everybody knows here comes a confident man
I want the kinda smile that radiates
For miles man I cause a trafic jam

But, oh... who cares?
Gimme a beer!
Gimme a beer!
Gimme a beer!

I want the kinda watch so everyone will talk
And say hey his is better than mine
I want the kinda chains golden
And untame don't look man you might go blind
I want the kinda feline like a tiger or a lion
And listen to my baby purr
I want the kina house I'll sit down

On the couch and say damn it
Feels good to be a gangster
But, oh... who cares?
Gimme a beer!
Gimme a beer!
Cause I want a beer!
Gimme a beer!
Gimme a beer!
Gimme a beer!
Gimme a... beer!