(Phillips, Lee)

He used to be a star of the stage and screen
but now he only sees half of everything
a funny little man with straight black hair
he lost it in an accident but he doesn't care

So, Where'd his eye go
I don't know
Where did his eye go
I don't know
But nothing can stop him now

I saw him last night on the telethon
he's doing candyman with his glasses on
and then I saw him sing what kind of fool am I
he whipped off his glasses and I looked at his eye

But, Where'd his eye go
I don't know
Where did his eye go
I don't know
But nothing can stop him now

(Break)
We really love that boy
he's brought us so much joy
he even used to be a goy
but things are different now
and I'm still wonderin how
He'll keep an eye out for me now and then
but does he see in 3D
Where did his eye go
Is it lookin at me

He used to be a star of the stage and screen
but now he only sees half of everything
a funny little man with straight black hair
he lost it in an accident but he doesn't care