Verse 1 (BEARDO) They Call me Beardo You'd think I'd give a fuck as the trailer park hero Drinkin' Jack Daniels I'll be at NASCAR if you wanna tango (Dirt nasty) I be rangelangin' 'em up Dirt Nasty grab the bull by the horn buck I'm tacky as fuck Blue cowboy boots, made outta duck Dick (Beardo) Killed both my parents (Whyd you do it beardo?) It was self Defense bitch And I got a problem with narcotics The CIA be watchin my apartment (Dirt Nasty) Take off your top bitch I raid the cover at the orthodonist While I beat up a handicap Redarded dump fuck dick with a fanny pack
Chorus Drugz On my mind Drugz All the time Drugz Hard to find Drugz On the grind
Verse (Dirt Nasty) I fathomed my head in the reflection Of the 68 firebird I stole in Houston Texas I'm addicted to Coke, 'caine, And all types of other medication man (BEARDO) My step dad's a tweeker He made speed with a bunch of ether I never had a Easter But I always had a bunch of speakers (Dirt Nasty) I'm a one man band on E Keep on truckin to your town on 18 Wheels not inches White boys always get they're dick sucked at Richel's (Beardo) Bitch clean the dishes! I slap ya face, Heaven you be wishin I heard a man wanted a fight He a black belt, bitch I have a buck knife Chorus x2
Verse 3 (Beardo) The white ski slopes in Van Nuys They've always been there open your eyes Beardo's the truth Take me to ya dealer lets do some loobs (Dirt Nasty) I've been on more drugz than Courtney Love-to-stick-my-dick-in-a-hole like Porky's I ain't trippin' dude Get my dick sucked in the conference with a Uz (Beardo) Well let's leave it at this Me and dirt nasty we fucked your bitch And don't say shit When you get your wig split Or your neck slit (Dirt Nasty) Now everybody say suck my dick We Shoot To Kill, you aint shit dick Me and Beardo wasted I took a mully, he took a straight hit