I'm hald the man that i wnna be But is the other half coming on quite fast Will i wash that longing man away from me Now this half's gone out for tea There's nobody home, he's left the lights on He's down the street singing abuse at everyone And when the morning comes It takes away his charms It leaves him battered and bruised Bloody and knackered and laughed upon Yeh but he's chained to no-one So it's a hangman yes i see Well i'll take a 'J' a 'U' an 'N' a 'K' an 'I' a Hey i dont wanna play anyway It's me yeh you know me I could fall in love with anyone But they should section you you nutter Napolean And when the morning comes It takes away his charms It leaves him battered and bruised Bloody and knackered and laughed upon Yeh but he's chained to no-one Oh no What we gonna do We got so much to do infront of us So little to loose behing but re-print old news And the louder that they whistle The less we're gonna hear For constantly we've got the call of the wild Ringing in our ears And we're chained to n o-one To no-one, no So i'm hald the man that i wnna be But is the other half coming on quite fast Will i wash that longing man away from me