One, two, three, four!

Every now and then
You call me to say hello
I don't wanna pick up the phone
And I can't help but wonder
What the hell you wanna know
What do you wanna know?

Sit down (Hey!)
Shut up
What are you talking about?
Get up (Hey!)
Get out
Stop talking about yourself
You need help
Oh, come on
You know you miss me

Sit down (Hey!)
Shut up
What are you talking about?
Get up (Hey!)
Get out
You only talk about yourself
You need help
Oh, come on
You know you miss me

You're psychotic
A self absorbed little brat
Why can't you get past that?
You hate that you're alone
You hate that no one's home
So hang up the phone

Sit down (Hey!)
Shut up
What are you talking about?
Get up (Hey!)
Get out
Stop talking about yourself
You need help
Oh, come on
You know you miss me

Sit down (Hey!)
Shut up
What are you talking about?
Get up (Hey!)
Get out
You only talk about yourself
You need help
Oh, come on
You know you miss me

You're too full of pride to say
"I hate that you're not mine"
So you call and call to talk about nothing
You coming back might just mean something
You said you called to catch up
But then you won't shut up
Wondering when it's my turn
When will you let the tables turn?
Shut up, you miss me

Sit down (Hey!)
Shut up
What are you talking about?
Get up (Hey!)
Get out
Stop talking about yourself
You need help
Oh, come on
You know you miss me

Sit down (Hey!)
Shut up
What are you talking about?
Get up (Hey!)
Get out
You only talk about yourself (yourself)
You need help
Oh, come on
You know you miss me