Party's going on tonight
And I'm available
'Cause I look the part
I know I'm gonna steal a heart or two
Dressed in the latest style
The girls will say exactly what I want 'em to

Music's playin' far too load
The lights are far too bright
It's so crowded that I need a drink to put me right
The girls all start to stare
With their dresses far too tight
And their peroxide hair

I wish I'd stayed at home and watched a TV show
Or played some rock and roll
They're starting to surround me and are moving in
Lights are growin' dim girls are movin' in tonight

Chorus:
You know the girls are out to get ya
You try but they won't let ya
They really do upset ya
The girls are out to

Feeling in a kind of daze
The room's a smoky haze
When I saw the girl I danced with
I was quite amazed
The whole thing's quite obscene
Her face is white
With one eye blue the other green

I wish I'd stayed at home and watched a TV show
Or played some rock and roll
They're starting to surround me and are moving in
Baby life aint what it seems it's full of cosmic dreams

(Repeat chorus)

I wish I'd stayed at home and watched a TV show
Or played some rock and roll
They're starting to surround me and are moving in
Girls will give it all we can and you'll emerge a man

You know the girls are out to get ya
You try but they won't let ya
They really do upset ya

(Repeat to fade)