Now the day is almost gone
I was close to login off
But then something caught my eye
Brown hair, not a curl
You are my pixilated girl
To far away to hear me cry
There's one thing I need to tell you...

Diana, at first I was just happy that you weren't a naked guy, yeah
Diana, but now I see that
Diana, I had a floppy disk that you turned into a hard drive
Diana, I love you so

Chatroulette me be your man
And I'll make sure that I can
Shower you with affection
Although we're many miles apart
I'm sure that this could be the start
Of our internet love connection
There's one thing I need to tell you…

Diana, I wrote our love in chili 'cause I know you're hot and spicy
Diana, I love you so…
If I… take you on a date you will not be cold and icy
That was… and awesome rhyme

Feels like you pulled the trigger
You took a screenshot at my heart
And now the screen is getting bigger, yeaah yeaah no, no…

Diana, I know that, this is sudden but I've gotta ask you something
Diana, I need to know…
If I… Got down on one knee and presented you the one ring
Would you… Marry me?

We know that he really, really loves you
Really, really loves you
We know that he really, really loves you
Really, really loves you