Still get chill bumps when I cross that bridge
See a Cyprus stump, think, "Damn I wish
I was in a boat", 'cause I'd reel 'em in
With a three aught hook and a June bug
If you stole peanuts off the side of the road
Took 'em home, momma boiled 'em up there on the stove
Put some in a ziplock, some in your Coke
Just to watch 'em fizz on up

No, you can't talk no smack
Yeah, 'less you came up somethin' like that

You'd get it if you did it
If you grew up right there in it
But you didn't, so what gives you the right to
Talk all that trash 'bout our side of these tracks?
Yeah, my backroad comeback is you
Yeah, you'd get it if you did it too

If you spent a hard week's forty on a cold twеnty-four
Helped a hometown girl in a Chеvrolet door
Took her home, kissed her right there on the porch
Drove off in a glasspack four by four
Yeah, you might understand
If you climbed up in a Pine tree stand
Lookin' down on some last name land
Hand me down gun in your hand

You'd get it if you did it
If you grew up right there in it
But you didn't, so what gives you the right to
Talk all that trash 'bout our side of these tracks?
Yeah, my backroad comeback is you
Yeah, you'd get it if you did it too
If you did it too, ooh

Did you keep bacon grease in a mason jar
After you drank the clear from it on the farm?
Is your water tower just a water tower
that you pass by in your car?
Or did you tattoo it on your arm?

You'd get it if you did it
If you grew up right there in it
But you didn't, so what gives you the right to
Talk all that trash 'bout our side of these tracks?
Yeah, my backroad comeback is you
Yeah, you'd get it if you did it too