"Let me tell you a story about an ugly woman I know..."

I'm a sight for sore eyes

Oh, if your eyes would only see

I've been born on tiptoes

Till you look like a lighthouse next to me

you petnamed me 'Napoleon'

I was proud till I got the reason why

Never in for confrontation

You'd been sleeping when I kissed your ass goodbye

Oh, while you read this letter

I just got the weed out

By the way

My world of sunshine in Trinidad

Hope you're okay lightyears away

My world of heatwave in Trinidad

Hope you don't mind if I stay

Bitch you've gone straight of into the...(

And now the bitch has gone insane

I'm gonna run away, balling over, getting hell

And found the answer on a plane

I've been pissing off

for you might could have pissed me off

I hope you're fine, yeah

My world of sunshine in Trinidad

Mind if you stay, I do okay

My world of heatwave in Trinidad

Sunburn and not flying away

"Honey you're looking good so far away from me

The weather is great, the beach is great, the food is great

Everything is great and you're so far away, I love you honey

Greetings from Trinidad, hey!

My world of sunshine in Trinidad

Mind if you stay, I do okay

My world of heatwave in Trinidad

Sunburn and not flying away

"Back home in Germany I was a famous porn star, hahaha"

[.z]