My bum is on the rail, bum is on the rail! Look at me, my bum is on the rail! My bum is on the man, bum is on the man! It's alot of fun to put your bum on a man. My bum is on the step, bum is on the step! Don't fall down the step you might hurt your bum! (hahahahahahahaha) And that isn't very fun. When you fall down and hurt your bum. (2x's)I like to put my bum on things. it's fun for everyone. My bum is on the cheese! bum is on the cheese! If i get lucky, i'll get a disease! My bum is on the swedish, swedish, swedish, swedish! My bum is on the gum! Bum is on the gum! I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum! My bum is on the ship! The battle-ship! I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum and shoot poo all over the place. POOPOO! And that isn't very fun, when they shoot a cannon in your bum. (2x's)I like to put my bum on things, it's fun for everyone My bum is on the dog! My bum is on the cat! My bum is on the phone! My bum is all alone! The rail...is all alone. The man...is all alone. The swedish...is all alone. My bum....is all alone. 1, 2, 3, 4 (12x's) my bum is all alone! Get the poo off my bum! (get the poo off) I need the poo, off my bum I gotta get the poo, off my bum! I want to hear the hear the cannon I want to hear the cannon