Girl I think
You just might'a tried to pull a
muh'fucking fast one, I'm mad
You just hurt my goddamn feeling
and that was the last one I had
Does this look like an arcade?
Tryna play games? See this saw blade?
See the silhouette of a stalker in your walk-way?
Better co-operate
Or get saute'd and rotisseried while you're hog-tied
Mc's get so quiet you can hear a
muh'fuckin dog whistle while I walk by
'Colt Seavers' on a mule
stuntin on that ass like the fucking Fall Guy
I don't gas my Mercedes afther midnight
man I treat it like a Mogwai
Cuz it will turn into a Gremlin and
run over kids, women and men
Vrinn-vrinn! Motor's so big you can
fit a midget in his engine
Bitch, give me them digits while you're cringin'
Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin
While I spin spin even ten cents
on you, since when
Do you think it's gonna cost me a pretty penny?
Shiit, if I think a penny's pretty
just imagine how beautiful a quarter is to me
Eenie meenie miney mo
Catch an eskimo by his toe
While he's trying to roll a snowball but
Don't make him lose his cool
If he hollers better let him go y'all

Now here we go, go go!

Get up! Baby get a move on, like a U-Haul
You can rack your brain like pool balls
You will never think of this shit
Yeah, honey you called?
Well here I come, Havoc on the beat, I reek it
Evil I see, hear and speak it
Lady put your money on Shady
Fuck that other weak shit
Put your eggs in the same basket
You can count every muh'fucking
chicken fore' it hatches
Cuz, you can bet your ass
that we gone get it crackin'
Like a Kraken an Titans when they're clashin'
Get your brains bashed in so bad
You gone have Kurt Kobain askin
To autograph a bloodstained napkin
I'm fashionable and 'bout as rational
as a rash on a fag's asshole
Now let's take that line, run it
up the flag pole with Elton
See if he's cool with it
Don't stand there and look stupid at me bitch
I ain't in the mood for this shit
Get my dick, Google it til it pops up
Y'all are so motherfucking full of shit that you stopped up
Me I'm always shitting diarrhea of the mouth
Till your speakers crap out [fart] "Ohp, what? "
Girl you got a hot butt
like a lit cigarette "Chik-Chigarrete"
But you won't get a hot fudge Sundae from me
So do not strut my way, slut! Because

Now here we go, go, go

And now that I got your panties in a bunch
and your bowels in an uproar
Im'ma show you why I came
Stop asking me what the fuck for
Now look you little slut, cunt
whore know you want more
bitches tell I put the Mat back into Mathers
Cuz I'm a fucking [problem] , Run boy!
Every flow got it mastered
So every last word that you fucking fags heard
comes straight from the fishes ass, Yeah
In other words I'm a bass (turd) !
Looking at me like I killed Kenny
Gassing the tank near steal plenty
No morals are instilled in me
So remorse I really don't feel any
Eat your heart out, Hannibal
Understandable why you're jealous, fucking animal
I got cannibal magnetism
can't resist him now, can ya hoe?
"Shady, I don't understand your flow"
Understand my flow?
Bitch I flow like Troy Polamalu's hair, boy
Don't you dare try to
follow or compare, boy
I'm raw, you ain't even medium rare
stay the fuck outta my hair, boy!
You can look, you can stare and point
But you can't touch
I'm too clairvoyant
I don't get it man, is there a void
All this weak shit, what am I steroids?
Well bitch I'm back with some shit for that ass
and your trunk Elephant [hemorrhoids]
And remember boys

Now here we go, go, go!

Thank you for coming out!
Hope you enjoyed the show!
Til next time... haha
Peace!