(Bonnie and Clyde) I'll handle this darling I'm known to fire off some Bars Cause if these lovers cross me They're gonna end up seeing stars
I mean I'll let you go first But damn sure I'm gettin' licks in On this hissy fittin' rich kid And this prepubescent vixen
I'm sick of them Let's beat 'em then And we can rob 'em blind I'll stick this punk up from the front I'll take this broad from behind
And pop a cap in the ass Of the last Capulet heiress Give miss no nights in Paris A reason to cry to her parents
Oh Romeo O Romeo Wherefore you tryin' to flow yo? Mofo you soft as a froyo Are those the drapes of your clothes bro?
There's gonna be a tragedy Make your ache like your balls On a balcony
Barrow gang put their money Where their mouth is Spit sick like a plague on both your houses
(Romeo and Juliet) My love, your face if beauty to behold I will protect thine honor from these dust bowl dildos
A moment's break from your gaze In an eternity past So together we shall both Put these bitches on blast
En guard Thou artless beetle headed flax wench The only insult you have thrust Upon me is thine stench
Why don't you twist upon these nuts I hear you're good with a wrench The dismal state of your raps Should be a federal offense
And you there Wench with the neck of a chicken You'll get an ass rippin worse Then your boyfriend's in prison
You're not a true romance You're just a conjugal visit Oh, but that's not even Your real husband, now is it?
(Bonnie and Clyde) Hey partner You best put a muzzle on your missus 'Fore I teach her how we handle Disrespect down in Texas
(Romeo and Juliet) Do you quarrel sir? Ho, shall I draw my long sword Or will you duck your chicken shit ass Back into your Ford?
(Bonnie and Clyde) How could you beat my man In some mano a mano? You can't protect your best friend From some John Leguizamo
(Romeo and Juliet) No, no, my Romeo will beat your beau In contest blow for blow He will do upon thine dick What you hath done upon your toe
Oh, I am killed, what irony is this? The lead role shot down by a failed actress Then I shall kill myself on my stomach I shall lie So you louts can lick my ass Thus with a dis I die
Oops nevermind My flesh was merely grazed Where's Romeo? Oh Nomeo! There's poison on your face!
Oh happy dagger pierce me true Persuate my breath to stop Sheath yourself inside my heart And like the beat I drop
(Bonnie and Clyde) Well that was tragic That did not go as expected Woulda done that boy some good to Just wait a couple seconds
Its kinda sad though really So young to have just died Well, at least we got each other Just Bonnie and