Iwisa, meet Caesar He's a commander Who thinks he can dance with Conan of the Savannah But when I go hand to hand with you, I go hammer Knock off his dome Wrap it up in his own banner Send it back to Rome with a message from the Zulu If you battle Shaka This will happen to you If you cross that equator you'll head straight into a massacre And get fucked by more than just Cleopatra in Africa
You talk a lot of shit for a man wearing a diaper I heard you had poison spit, where was it in this cipher? Cause all I hear is threats from a brute with no discipline And I'm ruling over you like a boot full of my citizens So you should take your cow skin shield and hide under it You're fucking with the most triumphant third of the triumvirate I'm first of the Empire and the last of the Republicans And hunting you accompanied by legions of my countrymen Ask my kidnappers if I'm just a shit talker Doc J dunk on you like Boom Shakalaka! So don't go rattling your sticks at me If I wanted to shake spears I'd waggle my biography
Right I've heard of your play Tell me how does it end? Oh yes You get stabbed many times by your friends So, whatcha gonna do with your Roman swords? When the lines of your legions get gored by the horns Of the Zulu (warriors!) Trained on thorns To dismember any emperor's pasty white hordes I got the strength of a lion and the speed of a cheetah And everyone knows you're just a chicken, Caesar
OOh can I be a hyena? Cause I'm going to laugh I'll pave roads with the bones of your goat herding ass First my front lines will drop back and spank you in the chest Then I'll decimate your horns, you can't outflank the best Let your reserves come at me My ballista's cocked and (ready!) When I take (aim!) I always keep my whole crew (steady!) Because there's no use in murdering you and your heathen You can grow my wheat for me after you're beaten