You know I used to be a bad girl, I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom. Yeah, I used to be a dancer at the local strip club, But now I know my right wing from my wrong. Yeah-yeah, I really used to be a bad girl, I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom. I know I used to be a real wild child, But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom. Nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom, nana-nana nana-nana.
I really used to be a bad girl, I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong. I used to love to do the things they'd tell me not to do, But now I'm different, now I sing a new song. I really used to be a bad girl, I got gang-banged in the bathroom at my high school prom. Yes, I used to be a real wild child, But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom.
Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom,
Woah-woah, where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down? I wonder where all the porn stars go, Coz when you need one, they are never around. I think they moved out to the suburbs, And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives. They've got blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children, And blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives. Where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down? I think I know where all the porn stars go? They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms.