If I were rich enough To make you need me as much as I need you If I could pitch enough You'd realise what a little country bread can do
Well, if my ma had come very far And if my pa was an oil-rig big-wig around our money town
If I were rich enough To give you entertainment in the manner that you've been accustomed to If I could stitch enough I'd save you nine and throw in a Dixie too
Well, if I knew that you'd give me good times too And if I knew that the loved one that I love loved me too
If I were rich enough To make you need me too
If I were rich enough To see you pretty, looking like a scene I'd dream If you were bitch enough You'd leave me here, a king without a queen
Well, if you do, if you leave your little boy blue If you do, I'll shut you and you'll shout and you'll know it too
If I were rich enough To have a . . . for every single day I'll wake And if I acted rough You'd want me more than just for wanting's sake
Mmmmm, that ain't so, I'll always be this way Feelings grow, do the time when the sun shines then we'll know