Right about now, (WHAT?)
the funk soul brother,
Check it out now, (WHO?)
the funk soul brother,
Right about now, (AHN?)
the funk soul brother,
Check it out now, (WHAT?)
the funk soul brother,

Check It Out Now
The Funk Soul Brother

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Funk Soul brother
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. funk soul brother

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Slim Shady


Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?

Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Funk Soul brother
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. funk soul brother

The Funk Soul Brother
Right about now, (WHAT?)
the funk soul brother,
Check it out now, (WHO?)
the funk soul brother,
Right about now, (AHN?)
the funk soul brother,
Check it out now, (WHAT?)
the funk soul brother,

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
(Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Funk Soul brother
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. funk soul brother

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Funk Soul brother
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. funk soul brother

Slim Shady

Check It Out

Slim Shady

Check It Out

Slim Shady

Check It Out

Check It Out Brother
The Funk Soul Brother