Don't mess with my toot toot, don't mess with my toot toot,
Well you can have the other woman, but don't mess with my toot toot.

She was born in her birth suit, the doctor slap her behind, (slap!)
Say you're gonna to be special, and you gonna be fine
Well you can look as much, but if you much as touch,
You're gonna have yourself a case - I'm gonna break your face!

Don't mess with my toot toot, don't mess with my toot toot,
Well you can have the other woman, but don't mess with my toot toot.

Don't mess with my toot toot, don't mess with my toot toot,
Well you can have the other woman, but don't mess with my toot toot.