M-M-M-M-My Dad's a drunk
My My Mom is a skitzo
My Dad's a drunk
And my my mom is a skitzo
My Dad's a drunk...
My mom is a skitzo...
I am a drunk and I am a skitzo

My son's a punk
My daughter's a lezbo
My unc's a drunk
I can't make my mind up

Why don't it just fade away
F-F-F-Fade away...
T-T-T-T-Tah turn the page

My bro's my fo
My nice is a morfo
My wife's a freak
My husband's a psycho
My sister's a whore
I can't take it no more
I got bad luck
But wait there's more

My aunt's a bitch...
My cuzz is a fuckup...

...C-C-Ah C'mon
Why can't they just

Straighten up
SSSSSSAh Straighten up...

All because my mom's a drunk
My dad is a skitzo
My dad's a drunk
My mom is a skitzo
My dad's a drunk
And I am a skitzo

My Grandma's cool
Grampa's already gone
My Grandma's cool
Grampa's already free
Grandma flips in and out of reality
My Grampa's free, no reality
My breath flips in and out of reality
Grandma's free, no reality
My life flips in and out of reality
Why did he have, why did she have
To die ?