When I was young in the good o'l days on the farm all I ate was dog food!
All the poor dogs whimpered and they would yelp as I smiled and chewed.

Dog Food! A whole meal for a nickel.
Dog Food On some bread with a pickle.
Dog Food! Guaranteed to drive your hunger away.
Dog Food!Keep a horse employed.
Dog Food! Good for girls and boys.
Dog Food! Most kids like it more than broccoli.

Nasty food I must plug my nose to swallow. Because my mom's on probabtion!
Eggplant,brussel sprouts go down then come out nothing goes down smooth like kennel ration!(chorus)